THERE'S A DRAGON ON THE GUN script

THERE'S A DRAGON ON THE GUN script

*Opens up with a guy walking on the side walk on the map crazymaze. He
is stopped by a weapons dealer in the ally*

Dealer - Hello stranger.

Guy - Uh hello

Dealer - What are ya buying?

Guy - What?

Dealer - Nothing, Wanna by some guns?

Guy - I'm not really a violent per-

*Dealer pulls out .357 with a dragon on the gun, I know, it's
mind blowing*

Guy - HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IS THAT A DRAGON ON THE FUCKING GUN!

Dealer - Yes, it's a special edition .357 with a dragon painted
on the side.

Guy - How much is this sexy weapon

Dealer - Two six packs and a hand job

Guy - Deal.

*Two six packs and a hand job later*

*The guy is walking down the street with Staying Alive playing in
the background,with it cutting to shots of different people freaking out
about the awesomeness of the dragon on the gun, and having a dance scene in
the disco with people dancing behind him. Then a future version of himself pops up in front him
as he's walking down the street*

Guy - Who the fuck are you and why do you look like me.

Future Guy - You have to listen to me, I'm a future version of you.
You have to destroy the gun, or else everybody you love will die.

Guy - Pfft, that's bullshit, I'm not throwing this away it's too epic.

*Guy runs back to the disco*

Future Guy - NO DON'T DO IT!I HAD TO FUCKING HIJACK THE DELOREAN TO GET HERE!

*The Guy and his friends are hanging out at the disco, when they all
suddenly die of heart attacks*

Guy - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I have to go warn my past self.

THE END