The stupid shit you people say

Tekker: and you're still fucking banned because your dumbass still hasn't gotten me your steam id yet
Tekker: even though i told you to get it seven times
Tekker: i fucking counted
Lt.Gen Jonny (MLC) Marcus: uh....
Lt.Gen Jonny (MLC) Marcus: you never told me that
Tekker: SEVEN TIMES
Lt.Gen Jonny (MLC) Marcus: i've been keeping chat
Tekker: I FUCKING COUNTED
Jester: o_o
Tekker: go back in them then
Tekker: and see yourself how many fucking times I say "i need you steamid to unban you"
Tekker: i need steam ids to unban people
Tekker: if you wanna be unbanned i need your steamid
Tekker: and even now
Tekker: you sit here arguing like a cunt sucker
Tekker: INSTEAD OF GETTING ME THE FUCKING STEAMID
Tekker: you wanna stay banned or something?
Lt.Gen Jonny (MLC) Marcus: uh....
Lt.Gen Jonny (MLC) Marcus: im browsing
Tekker: GET
Tekker: ME
Tekker: YOUR
Tekker: FUCKING
Tekker: ID
Tekker: or you're fired
Lt.Gen Jonny (MLC) Marcus: im doing that....
Tekker: And I mean that shit
Tekker: NO YOU'RE NOT
Lt.Gen Jonny (MLC) Marcus: we know that...
Tekker: THATS WHY YOU DONT HAVE IT YET
Jester disconnected.
Jester entered chat.
Tekker: FINALLY
Tekker: jesus shit
Tekker: it takes you ten minutes of whining before you actually do something
Lt.Gen Jonny (MLC) Marcus is now playing Half-Life. Click here to join.
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Lt.Gen Jonny (MLC) Marcus is now playing Half-Life. Click here to join.
Lt.Gen Jonny (MLC) Marcus: 85.27.90.147:27015
Lt.Gen Jonny (MLC) Marcus: brb
Tekker: oh my god
Jester: type status in console >.>
Tekker: you're the dumbest motherfucker ive ever met

Aidan: my dirtbike tires poped because my 260 poud friend rode it
Aidan: pound
Tekker: fat bastard
Aidan: he's 14 and failed 7th grade 3 times
Tekker: dumb and fat
Tekker: that's what foreigners see when they see our country
Jester: wow
Tekker: your fucking friend
Jester: yeah
Tekker: tell him he's why everyone hates us
Jester: rofl
Aidan: one day he wokeup and a remote came out of his fat roles

М Å Π Ī Ä Ċ: i like watching documentaries

М Å Π Ī Ä Ċ: what's wrong with taht

Tekker: how could i vote
Tekker: i stayed inside an watched the house marathon that day
Drummeh^^: Well.. You're still in New Hampton!
Drummeh^^: And they went for Obama!
Tekker: new hampshire
Drummeh^^: That's what I ment!

0:49 AM - {Furry} The Mighty Doggie: i got a 140 dollar check in the mail today
0:49 AM - Lunchbox: what the hell for?
0:49 AM - {Furry} The Mighty Doggie: I asked myself the exact same question
0:49 AM - Lunchbox: lol
0:49 AM - {Furry} The Mighty Doggie: now THAT was a day starter
0:50 AM - Lunchbox: No, you wanna know a day starter?
0:50 AM - Lunchbox: Waking up chained to a lampost naked being dry humped by amputee midget hookers painted like smurfs.
0:51 AM - {Furry} The Mighty Doggie: HOLY SHIT THATS AMAZING

М Å Π Ī Ä Ċ: we going to play it on expert, or do a normal difficulty run to get the gist of the rest of the levels
Tekker: expert bitch
Tekker: what are you
Tekker: a pansey?
М Å Π Ī Ä Ċ: nah, i just would like to get a feel for it before i got all out
М Å Π Ī Ä Ċ: it's like fingering the pussy
Tekker: real men go in face first
М Å Π Ī Ä Ċ: lol

http://files.filefront.com/bedroom+betawmv/;12393181;/fileinfo.html

IcE: LOL
IcE: This is Hilarious!
SOG Lt.Gen. M3 Luck3y Charms: uh...why?
IcE: The Tank
IcE: And the poor bastard on fire.
SOG Lt.Gen. M3 Luck3y Charms: Uhh...that poor bastard is you....
IcE: ....Not funny




You gotta love IcE

Tekker: i actually find myself staring at l4d going "god I wanna play this, but there's nobody to do it ith"
Tekker: it's like sex

Drummeh^^: You can suck cunts? :O
The S.O.G. Empire: that was just a suggestion
Tekker: If you try hard enough
Drummeh^^: Lmao
Cdt. Scotsman-iGO: ..oook
Cdt. Scotsman-iGO: Young guys here y'know
Tekker: Allow me to demonstrate! drop your pants
Drummeh^^: HAHA
Drummeh^^: Pass
Tekker: Dammit
Tekker: that usually works

[S.O.G.] Steven D.J. Shephard: im too busy uploading something
[S.O.G.] Steven D.J. Shephard: something huge
Tekker: a picture of my penis?
[S.O.G.] Steven D.J. Shephard: ....
Gagettora: nice to know you sent him a picture of your penis

Tekker: I have shit to do today
Steven Shephard M3 LUCK3Y CHARMS: ah
Tekker: Now is the point where you go "HOLY FUCKING BALLSDICK!"
Steven Shephard M3 LUCK3Y CHARMS: why?
Tekker: Becuae I usually have nothing to do
Steven Shephard M3 LUCK3Y CHARMS: ok do i say it now?
Tekker: Yeah
Steven Shephard M3 LUCK3Y CHARMS: HOLY FUCKING BALLSDICKS? Tekker has something to do?! Nothing makes since anymore!!! (Points gun to head)

Lunchbox: I don't care what it is, I'm still going upside it's head...

Lunchbox: Why take the time to come up with clever comeback when you can just download sounds off the internet (HLSS joke)

Lunchbox: Well who wouldn't bang a blue midget?

Lunchbox: Pokephilia: Sexual Attraction/Contact with Pokemon.

Tekker wrote:

Tekker: i actually find myself staring at l4d going "god I wanna play this, but there's nobody to do it ith"
Tekker: it's like sex

Tekker: i cant reach the f keys well
Tekker: they're under the desk
М Å Π Ī Ä Ċ: nerd
М Å Π Ī Ä Ċ: pull out and hit it
Tekker: the tray doesn't pull out far enough
Tekker: its like sex
М Å Π Ī Ä Ċ: hmm... rule 34 on keyboard and desk

Ģŕëëŋpëăčëķأllëŕ[ŋL]: How the hell can u kill a tank single handedly?
Ģŕëëŋpëăčëķأllëŕ[ŋL]: Melee doesnt do damage
Tekker: it means 1 guy killing a tank
Ģŕëëŋpëăčëķأllëŕ[ŋL]: :O
Ģŕëëŋpëăčëķأllëŕ[ŋL]: also akimbo assassin sucks
Tekker: and melee does do damage
Tekker: you can kill zombies and bosses with melee
Tekker: we do it all the time

[ZD]Me: hey
[ZD]Me: tekker
Tekker: ho th ehell are you
[ZD]Me: one of triviums friends
[ZD]Me: i seen ur vids
Tekker: mmk
[ZD]Me: do u use windows movie maker?
Tekker: its the only free one
[ZD]Me: hmm
[ZD]Me: well
[ZD]Me: i know a bunch of ways to make your videos better
[ZD]Me: 1 thing you really want to do is disable the hud
Tekker: The hud is quiant
Tekker: it's there on purpose
Tekker: I've been making these things for 2 years
[ZD]Me: spo
Tekker: If you have advice make it something I wouldn't have thought of
[ZD]Me: you want friends health, name, ect there?
Tekker: Yeah
[ZD]Me: ok
Tekker: It's quaint
[ZD]Me: why not voice act?
Tekker: Because we don't want to
[ZD]Me: well
Tekker: We voted when we started
[ZD]Me: why would u make videos like that
Tekker: Because voice acting is a pain in the ass to do well
Tekker: and we couldn't get hania to do regular voices
[ZD]Me: hania?
Tekker: the girl that is the singing voice
[ZD]Me: oh
Tekker: We use her songs from newgrounds
Tekker: She said the movies were nice but she's busy
Tekker: Any other blatently obvious questions?
[ZD]Me: well
[ZD]Me: no
[ZD]Me: but
[ZD]Me: i just think you should make it more professionaly
[ZD]Me: instead of just text
Tekker: There's no way to make machinima professional without making your own maps
[ZD]Me: what>?
Tekker: Stop trying to put them on standards of real movies
[ZD]Me: no
[ZD]Me: wheres ep 10?
Tekker: We're working on it
[ZD]Me: trivium said u were done filming
Tekker: I never tell th eactors hat's going on
[ZD]Me: type slower so you get your words correct
Tekker: I mistype because I have tourettes syndrome
Tekker: ass hole
Tekker: I twitch
[ZD]Me: how am i supposed to know that?
[ZD]Me: asshole
Tekker: You're not
Tekker: stop assuming shit
Tekker: Don't sit there and critique someone you don't know
Tekker: You come across as an overtly prentenious douche bag
Tekker: I can only guess you don't mean to
[ZD]Me: once i figure out what pretenious means
Tekker: pretentious
Tekker: What you should take from this is that it's best to meet someone before offering generic opinions of their work and assuming your superiority without reason
Tekker: good day
[ZD]Me: ok
[ZD]Me: i just thought you would want some of that stuff fixed
Tekker: it's not broken
Tekker: that's the assumtion part
Tekker: and I said good day

H.A.L. - 9000: i just got banned from 4chan for 3 days, because i tried posting that link to get more clicks...
Tekker: meh
Tekker: 4chan is a hub of idiocy and dulled thought
Tekker: good porn tho

Tekker: how can you tell if omethings freezerburnt
H.A.L. - 9000: when it has weird ice particles all over it
Tekker: this thing is covered in ice
H.A.L. - 9000: is it weird looking ice, or like a block of ice?
Tekker: it looks like ice
Tekker: whats wierd looking ice look like
Tekker: fucking green?
H.A.L. - 9000: like a bunch of tiny chips of ice cluster, or one big solid peice
Tekker: looks like mold
Tekker: but ice
H.A.L. - 9000: it's probably freezerburnt
H.A.L. - 9000: how long has it been in the freezer?
Tekker: i cant eventell you what it is
Tekker: im just hungry
Tekker: its some kind of meat
Tekker: i think
Tekker: that's about all i know
H.A.L. - 9000: wtf... don't eat that
Tekker: i havent eaten anything in 2 days
Tekker: i dont feel like fasting again
H.A.L. - 9000: wtf wind gust at 33 mph right now
Tekker: free midget ride
H.A.L. - 9000: LMAO!

Tekker: go on then
Tekker: me and aidan have work to do anyway
Tekker: and by that i mean buttslam

Tekker: you have any non-stoner friends who can animate models well
Tekker: i do need them done for the next episode (or the one after) which admittedly is probably 4 months away
Francis: ya well it would be done b4 this ones done
Tekker: so by it you mean the episode
Francis: ... you will get your models soo how about that...
Tekker: oh so it meant the models
Tekker: there were like 4 it choices
Tekker: and my reasoning skills follow the rules of writting for some probably autistic reason
Francis: dude talking to you is about like talking to a teacher online.
Tekker: which is odd cause im 20 and failed college twice

ZD]Me: haha, bratz dolls were banned somewhere
Tekker: good
Tekker: plastic whores
[ZD]Me: lol
[ZD]Me: wats gba emulator
[ZD]Me: is it free
Tekker: you know what emulators are
[ZD]Me: yeah
Tekker: you know what a gba is
[ZD]Me: es
Tekker: then why the fuck did you ask me that
[ZD]Me: well
[ZD]Me: do you have to have the games
Tekker: you don't play emulators alot do you
[ZD]Me: i only played a daft punk one
Tekker: how the fuck
[ZD]Me: ?
Tekker: go google a bunch of shit

[Emobox™] [Hated]: I'm fucking broke right now
[Emobox™] [Hated]: what am I supposed to buy a new headset with
[Emobox™] [Hated]: ...starfish?
[Emobox™] [Hated]: cause I don't have those either
Tekker: full-on frontal male nudity
[Emobox™] [Hated]: And how does that work?
[Emobox™] [Hated]: I flash the cashier and run like hell?
Tekker: or get sodumized by a night stick
Tekker: your choice
[Emobox™] [Hated]: ... I choose the one where something isn't being inserted into my ass

Tekker: you can't imagine how many of my friends are going to feed themselves to the garg 400 times
Francis: cant talk feeding self to garg atm

Tekker: my minds fucking with me again, i need a distraction
Aidan: i now know how to make napalm
Tekker: do tell
Aidan: disolve styrofoam in gasoline
Aidan: the air frov the foam makes the gas sticky and thick
Aidan: and thats napalm
Aidan: i also know how to make mustard gas
Tekker: back inthe day kids were satisfied learning how to make pepper spray super soakers and ghetto flamethrowers
Tekker: now we're moving up to chemicle warfare
Tekker: this is what happens when white kids get bored with pipebombs
Aidan: windex and bleach=mustard gas
Tekker: just remember the etiquete of school shootings, spare the freshmen
Aidan: ill remember that
Tekker: then you have 4 years of legends on you
Tekker: "dude i knew the guy that napalmed the principal"

[jolly] M3 Luck3y Charms: so...you think Louis is exactcally like me or....
Tekker: he IS you
Tekker: that's you
[jolly] M3 Luck3y Charms: whoohoo
[jolly] M3 Luck3y Charms: wait
Tekker: That's a BAD thing!
[jolly] M3 Luck3y Charms: is that bad?
[jolly] M3 Luck3y Charms: bah
[jolly] M3 Luck3y Charms: well one thing for sure
[jolly] M3 Luck3y Charms: 1
[jolly] M3 Luck3y Charms: i aint going to be a manager
[jolly] M3 Luck3y Charms: 2
Tekker: HEY RETARD
[jolly] M3 Luck3y Charms: the fuck?
Tekker: "well ONE thing for sure"
[jolly] M3 Luck3y Charms: err...i hate it when youdo that
Tekker: I entitle this section of convorsation "just let me stop your dumbass right there"




Aidan: do you do that to him all the time
Tekker: yes
Aidan: haha
Tekker: i correct his gross misuse of the english language
Aidan: like " i aint going to be a manager"

Tekker: lunch tell you about the youtube thing?
Aidan: im aidans friend
Tekker: meh
Tekker: I feel it's important for you to know that Aidan has confessed his deep seeded unhindered love for me on many occasions, and totally wants my meat all up in his shit box
Aidan: he's standing right next to me
Tekker: So he can confirm it then
Aidan: yeas he can
Aidan: yes
Aidan: not true
Aidan: its the other way
Tekker: I don't think "I know you are but what am I" if clever enough for that awesome of a joke's retort
Tekker: Lunch concurs
Aidan: what im confused
Tekker: *is
Aidan: here aidan is getting on
Tekker: I like messing with people
Aidan: hehe
Tekker: I KNOW WHAT'CHA DID BOY
Tekker: I DUN SEEN IT
Aidan: did dun seen it done
Tekker: They might not have caught you but you'll live with that guilt the rest of your life
Aidan: i didnt mean to she was sitting there alone and I was confused
Tekker: She had a penis
Tekker: two of them
Tekker: And it was a lemming
Aidan: i know
Tekker: So why did you sodumize her with a brautworst and light it on fire?
Tekker: FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN
Tekker: SHE WAS YOUR SISTER
Aidan: it seemed to be the right thing to do at the time
Tekker: Your grandmother's funeral/briss?!
Aidan: funeral and briss ath the same time
Tekker: yes, that's what it means
Aidan: oh my god
Tekker: I think I just won the what-ever-the-fuck-we-were-just-doing-right-then-thing

Lunchbox- Comp Broken: wow, so much comic genius
Lunchbox- Comp Broken: in one chat
Tekker: improv is great like that
Lunchbox- Comp Broken: I think Im having multiple orgasms just at the sight of these things.
Tekker: and I'm one funny motherfucker
Tekker: Don't try to top me
Lunchbox- Comp Broken: im not gonna, cause I know if I do, bad things are going to happen to my various insidey-parts